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Funny birthday quotes from actors and comedians.

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Your ears will become hairier than your head. Youve come to the right place. Well I guess cassette players dont exist anymore.

Few men act theirs. Use these as a funny. Your birthday only comes once a year but the wrinkles it brings will last a lifetime.

Fill to the brim the bubbly cup. Now that youre 50 if it hasnt already happened trust me it will. Happy Birthday to you.

Have a blast today. -Robert William Service Birthday My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. How to fart like a man.

Im glad there is someone from the timeline I came from. Funny Birthday Quotes. HahahaWish you a very happy birthday Have a.

For all the advances in medicine there is still no cure for the common birthday. We have tried to. Stop counting the candles on your birthday cake- you will get tired.

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. I would have made you a funny card but I know at your age bladder control can be a problemHappy Birthday. These funny birthday quotes will put a smile on your face.

Here is a selection of funny Happy Birthday quotes that you can use to wish a friend or family member a very happy birthday plus poke fun at their age. Funny Happy Birthday Quotes. 1 pass the gas.

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Here are 48 birthday wish ideas that are sure to make your friend or loved on chuckle. You dont look 40 at all. Funny Birthday Wishes.

Happy birthday to someone I hope is my friend even when were too senile to remember each others. This ironic birthday Its always a For. I hope your birthday is as awesome as your hair in high school 7.

Funny Happy Birthday Quotes for a Man to my best older you are thankful to have 80th birthday is as you are. Theres nothing to be worried about getting old. If youre looking for witty birthday quotations to make sending a bday message to a loved one here we have collected 15 of the best and.

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You will be blown away after reading this Happy Birthday Funny quotesWishes and it will make the day of those you send to wish them a happy birthday. I hope you enjoy your day as much as Ill enjoy eating free cake and ice cream.

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